1. hard-on-for-hiddleston:

    What was the last offensive joke you laughed at? [x]

  2. king-satan-senpai:

    gan-firling:

    [reevaluates life choices] 

  3. soulsnatcha:

    it’s not about your boobs ladies. it’s about what’s under your boobs. your lungs, because we are gonna be blazing a lot of kush and you need to keep up.

  4. stannisbaratheon:

    @WorstMuse is a relic of the human race

    • Me: Who's a good boy?
    • Dog: ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
    • Me: YOU'RE A GOOD BOY!
    • Dog: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  5. victoriouselise:

    im afraid your son is completely obsessed with birds…we cannot bring him back…im sorry…he is a lost caws

  6. lifeisdisney:

    we need to talk about shrek more

  7. onlyblackgirl:

    cashmerethoughtsss:

    2001

    a great year

    Best year for music tbh.

  8. 90% of horse movies

    • girl: *finds horse who is impaired in some way*
    • girl: dad can I keep it
    • dad: no there's no hope for it let's go
    • girl: dad u idiot u don't get me
    • girl: *visits horse in middle of the night*
    • *cuts to girl riding the horse in an open field bc she is free and her dad can't control her*
    • dad: how dare u
    • girl: just let me prove to u this horse is special
    • girl: *enters race*
    • girl: *wins*
    • dad: u make me so proud
    • horse: *whinnies*
  9. perlockholmes:

    riplogic:

    *loses drink in scotland* where did my Glasgow.

    Oh my god

  10. "I’m an adult, but not like a real adult"
    anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via prettyboystyles)
  11. oldmanstephanie:

givemeinternet:

I love this post.

is that a fucking pun

    oldmanstephanie:

    givemeinternet:

    I love this post.

    is that a fucking pun

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to stalk nora :) naaah. so we're three high school seniors. 2 of us living in Budapest, and 1 of us in Brussels. We originally got tumblr so we could follow our friend but it's started to grow on us so hope you like the posts! :) it's just random stuff that we like, pictures videos etc. enjoy! ;)

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